EZthemes Recommended Software Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Battle Of Sexes | CHRISTMAS GIFTS 3 GUYS TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY GAVE THEIR WIVES FOR CHRISTMAS. 1ST GUY SAYS \"\'I GOT MY WIFE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 85 IN 60 SECONDS.\' \'WHAT WAS IT?\' THE OTHER 2 ASK. \'A JAGUAR! SHE WAS VERY HAPPY WITH IT!\' THE 2ND GUY SAYS \'I GOT MY WIFE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 120 IN 30 SECONDS\'. \'WHAT WAS THAT?\' THEY ASK. \'A PORSCHE. SHE COULDN\'T STOP KISSING ME. SHE WAS SO THRILLED!\' THE 3RD GUY FINALLY SAYS \'YEH, WELL I GOT MY WIFE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 250 IN 3 SECONDS, BUT SHE\'S REALLY PISSED OFF AT ME & THREW ME OUT OF THE HOUSE!\' THE OTHER 2 GUYS ASK HIM \'WHY? WHAT WAS IT?\' \'A BATHROOM SCALE\' HE ANSWERS. Rate this Joke (Added: 2006-10-03 Rating: 6.40 Votes: 5) Submitted By: -- earthlostangel@earthlink.net
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