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After many long and fruitful years, ex-President George Bush dies and goes to Heaven. Within the first few months of eternity, he finds Moses walking the streets of gold. Thinking to himself: 'It would be interesting to compare notes, head-of-state to head-of-state.' he approaches Moses. Moses sees him coming, turns white and runs the other way! Puzzled by this reaction, George goes on his way in paradise. A few hundred years pass, and George again sees Moses walking the streets of Gold. This time he is able to stand right beside Moses before Moses notices him. George asks: 'Why did you run away from me the first time we saw each other? All I wanted to do was discuss the aspects of being head-of-state with you.' Moses replies: 'Well, the last time I spoke to a 'Bush', I wound up spending 40 years in the wilderness!'
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