EZthemes Recommended Software Submit a Joke | nLatest Jokes | nSearch | nPopular Jokes | nAnimal Jokes | nBar Jokes | nBattle Of Sexes | nBlonde Jokes | nCelebrity Jokes | nCollege Jokes | nComputer Jokes | nDaily Life | nEthnic Jokes | nLawyer Jokes | nLight Bulb Jokes | nMisc Jokes | nNerd Jokes | nOne Liners | nPolitical Jokes | nProfessionals Jokes | nRelationships Jokes | nReligion Jokes | nR Rated Jokes | nSports Jokes | nWorkplace Jokes | n Top | Nerd Jokes | Stats A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of falling pregnant. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed. All polar bears are left-handed. If your car is stolen, there\'s a 10 percent chance it was nicked by a Polar bear. Rate this Joke (Added: 2005-12-06 Rating: 3.41 Votes: 17) Submitted By: Unknown
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